Like the late Jimmy Hill before him, Bruce Forsyth will also be laid to rest in a family plot on Easter Island.
( old joke reworked.)
My pet paper rabbit accidentally got torn in half. R.I.P
Although Stephen Hawking has a great mind and is an inspiration to man kind and all that, he's still going to hell.
Let's face it, he'll never m ...
What takes up 18 parking spaces?
9 Women drivers.
My next door neighbour said he's going to buy a German shepherd. I don't mind that but I don't want sheep running over my garden.
This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not.
My neighbour said he found it difficult to empathise with the homeless. So I burned his house down.
Not got children? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.
When you get home later that evening, go mental a ...
My wife asked if she should wear stockings to improve her varicose veins. I said if she puts them over her head, it might do the trick.
Some people take not chopping them up and putting them in a weighted bag and dumping them into a deep river as a sign of weakness
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