The papers are full of headlines such as the "lira crisis", so let me explain what that means.
If you have any lira, your in crisis
Idris Elba has had to pull out of the running to be the next James Bond as he has been booked for the lead role in the upcoming film about the lates ...
Spot the fucking thick cow:
Kay Burley, SKY News.
"I wouldn't like to guess the ideology that motivated the London terrorist."
Shakespeare walks into a pub and the barman says, "Get out! You're bard!"
Black guy goes into a hotel and asks, "Is there a bar here?"
Receptionist: "Yes. Fuck off!"
Women on Facebook: "Don't ever get upset if you see your ex with someone else your parents always taught you give your used toys to the less fortuna ...
If Sandeep had two unbiased six-sided die, and rolls them both three times, calculate the probability we've used the name Sandeep to avoid appearing ...
Paddy's wife: "Why do you always come home half-drunk?"
Paddy: "Because I run out of money."
I'm in the market for a new house and I've been on a few viewings with my estate agents.....the first house he shown me was £150K but he said he wil ...
"The sign we are living in the last days, will begin when believers in the Islamic version of the invisible sky fairy will take to their cars and a ...
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