"Corbyn ally suspended for Jewish ‘plot’ attack"
Heck, they must really have it in for him. I hope they've increased his police protection.
Just saw an Aretha Franklin tribute act, called Urethra Franklin. Not sure where they got their name from, but it takes the piss.
"Women are the stronger sex"
Says the gender that cries lots and can't open jars.
Little Bo-Peep had lost her sheep,
She phoned up Georgie Porgie,
He'd just ate his pie and said with a cry,
Ask Taffy he's having an orgy.
How many Narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. Me. I alone am capable of rising to the challenge.
Now get your idiot arse ...
Hi Markrees BFF
Hope you are well, its me.
The Weather Wizzard,
I do hope Weaverdog enjoyed his footie game, i made the rain stop in Manchester s ...
A sadist and a masochist are riding a train together. At a certain point the masochist can’t take it anymore and begs “Please! Hurt me!”
The sadist ...
Yesterday feminists, cucks, and migrants, met to show that deep down we’re actually all the same.
Deep down the feminist was quite different beca ...
I remember taking my lad to the pub for the 1st time.
Bought him a pint of stout, didn't like it so I drank it, pint of lager, same thing, cider, s ...
I've just been for a big Mac and fries.
Well the weather forecast said that it would piss it down and I love chips.
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