So I told this farmer I couldn't figure out why I'd been getting so many headaches lately, and he said 'migraines?' I said 'no, I've gone ketogenic'
I hate how women treat us men like children. Just the other day my wife said to me you can play with that after you've had your dinner.
I told h ...
Last day of school term today... I remember it well, take in my packed lunch with the crusts cut off my sandwiches, and take my favourite toy, usual ...
'Primary School Children to be Taught About Gay Relationships'
No wonder this country is going down the toilet. They used to learn the 'Three Rs ...
How do you stop a Yank from drowning?
Hey SOSIJjocky my pathetic little retard, I made you a pretty picture because I love you so much and you always make me laugh with your moonpig mong ...
I split up with my girlfriend last week
She's so cross eyed I swear she was seeing someone else .
Trump has invited Putin to the Whitehouse.
He has probably lost his instructions.
This black guy's collecting fares on a bus in alabama, when a man says he only has a $50 note, an argument ensues about the correct change and havin ...
My missus sent me a text the other night saying she was in casualty.
The lying bitch, I stayed in and watched the whole fucking episode and didn't ...
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