I recently found out the little African boy I sponsor died in January.
I'm totally devastated.
I could have cancelled the fucking Direct Deb ...
Dolphins are the only creatures that, apart from humans, enjoy having sex.
I had to fuck a lot of animals to find that out.
Melania Trump steps in and old orange head suddenly stops separating children from their parents:
American foreign policy will now be decided aft ...
“Dad, do you think mum will ever come back?”
“Who knows son, women are fickle creatures.”
“She’s been gone so long. Do you miss her?”
“I do ...
I went in my local last night and my Grandad was in.
I never bought a drink all night.
The thieving old cunt stole my wallet.
How many letters of the alphabet does one have to use in a Sickipedia joke to offend the average Liverpool supporter?
So apparently Mary the raisin has been cheating on her husband with Dave the sultana.
Just keeping you up to date with currant affairs.
When are all men wankers?
When a woman doesn't get her own way with one.
"Gay Pride 2030, sponsored by Pampers".
The Lone Ranger and his mate Tonto were being chased by Indians when they just managed to get in to the Alamo.
Custer came out of his office and sh ...
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