What's the definition of balance?
A pregnant hunchback.
Spotify is linked with Facebook so your friends can see what you are listening to.
God help me the day Facebook connects with Google!
What's the definition of strain?
Teeth marks on the toilet seat.
I'M BACK BITCHES
Heard about Koo Klux Keneval? he jumped 20 pakis on a steamroller
"The Scot who was dubbed the greatest con man of all time"
Not many people realise the impeccably English Tony Blair was actually born in Edinbugh. ...
CBB's cock-sucking Rodrigo Alves bragged about a ‘huge package’ during a hot tub session.
Must be regarding the delivery of yet another face.
"When it comes to fucking old dogs, Bobby Madley is a rank amateur."
Headline in the Telegraph:
"Sajid Javid to put himself forward for Tory leadership."
Standing on the Jihad Lite ticket?
Why isn't there a Muslim version of Take Me Out?
It's on a bit late for the girls.
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