I always wanted to shake Michael J Fox's hand.
But Parkinsons beat me to it.
"Prams expose babies to up to 60% more air pollution than adults"
I'd like to know how they came to that conclusion. I don't know a single adult wh ...
Stevie Wonder has sent his deepest sympathy and apologies to the cyclists in Westminster earlier...
...He said that he shouldn't have been drivi ...
I took the wife out to a French restaurant last night... bought her Champagne, lobster, truffles, etc..
She swooned and said, "What's brought t ...
Turkey's President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has said his country will boycott US electronic products. In fact they will go further and sell all their ol ...
I've been bald for years but I've kept my combs.
I just can't part with them.
The way these Malteser ads are going I wouldn't be surprised if the next minority group target will be necrophiliac, thalidomides wearing gimp suits ...
Something girls think is a cute way of saying drinking.
What men get after drinking 8 pints of Guinness
"Nice to meet you, I'm paddy!"
My wife reminded me we've been married for fifteen years.
I said, "It only seems like five minutes."
She said, "That's so sweet."
I said, ...
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