A Vegan is someone who cries at the sight of a leather shoe.
Yet feeds Tiddles his favourite Tuna flavoured horse from a tin.
LITTLE GIRL: Mummy, I just found out that our
neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty! ...
"And the winner of suicide bomber of the year goes to Abdul"
"Unfortunately Abdul is not here tonight to collect his award"
Steve Davis, the world champion snooker player, got married and it was the first night of his honeymoon. His beautiful wife lay spread across the be ...
Root canal surgery wasn't as bad as I expected.
Sure, there was quite a bit of blood and screaming , but then the patient passed out.
I love coming on this site and reading the topical jokes, about Trump, Brexit and...
Jill fucking Dando?
"Waiter, could I have a cup of beef stock please?"
"Certainly sir, I'll just go and boil the cattle....."
Nice one comrade Trump.
I got cornered by this fucking big nigger with a knife in Lewisham, London,
"You don't want to do this to me, " I said to him, "I'm not from arou ...
knightmare, is it only me who sees the irony of you being top of the viral category?
Seriously mate, all the best you genius.
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