I love girls the same way I love whisky. Under 12 years old and blended.
Everyone is talking about how amazing it is that Cliff Richard has beaten the BBC.
I'm far from amazed, in fact I will go out on a limb and say ...
A drug addict in Leicester who tried to rob a dealer was killed after being stabbed and beaten to death with his own prosthetic leg.
Looks like h ...
Rudyard Kipling may be accused of being a racist but he did write some exceedingly good poems.
Why would you wrap a premature baby in duct tape?
So it doesn't burst when you fuck it!
I was playing a quiz game the other day when I got a very tricky question about films.
After 5 minutes of long, hard thinking someone told me to j ...
If you can fill the unforgiving minute, with sixty seconds worth of distance run,
Then yours is the world and everything in it, and which is more ...
My wife said I'm nothing but a bare faced liar, so I've grown a beard
Calendar Update Proposal: instead of BC/ AD, revise the calendar to the theory of evolution (1858), Before Science... everything before then is BS
I've been clean for five days now.
However, I've run out of drugs so I'll have to get out of the bath.
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