I'm going to Liverpool today....to visit my fucking alloys
where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs from??
Mo Salah has a shoulder injury.
Probably from carrying the rest of the team all season.
I was in prison and absolutely shocked when Pope Francis came by and started talking to me and my cellmate Tyrone in our prison cell.
Tyrone s ...
The victory parade around Liverpool is to go ahead after all this afternoon sponsord by the government.
The local job centre has found a scouser ...
Paddy was telling Mick about his first parachute jump. "When i got to the door i couldn't do it, but the instructor, 6ft 7, whipped out 14inches and ...
The other night i fell asleep on the train ended up 60 miles from where i was planning to be, no return train until the next morning, I had also mis ...
Women, don't be jealous of us men for being able to go to the toilet standing up.
Wiping shit off the back of your legs isn't exactly fun.
As an Irish man watching the results of the recent referendum come in. I feel conflicted about whether or not to support it. On one hand your killin ...
I was playing snooker with a black guy
he had to really stretch across the table
to pot a ball.
Then armed police burst in and shot him
for res ...
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