I'm listening to heavy metal music.
So are my fucking neighbours.
The article I was reading earlier about Bobby Madley seemed to go on for ever.
It was a bit of a shaggy dog story.
They say our world is over 60 trillion dollars in debt, yet we still don't know exactly which planet we owe it to.
If it’s true about Bobby Madley then what a sick bastard... When I heard that he fancied a Great Dane I just presumed they meant Kasper Schmeichel!
Why doesn't Aretha Franklin like cheese?
Cos she's dead.
I had to rush home there, I farted when I was out but accidently shit myself. Had to change my pants and trousers but Im good to go. Anyone up for a ...
Magistrates in Dudley have fined a man £1,000 for burning a copy of the Koran:
When did burning your own fucking property suddenly become unlawfu ...
Referee bob Madley had to go.
Can you imagine ten thousand scousers singing "you'll never walkies alone"
In an effort to encourage people to get their five-a-day, my local baker has been adding vegetables to his bread.
Unsurprisingly, his 'pea-dough' i ...
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