I just couldn't figure out why the ball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Manchester United are now 6-1 to win the Premier League:
A bit of advice for those people who know fuck all about betting and are thinking of bac ...
What has 13 fingers and votes every joke down?
The trolls on this site.
So, anyway, I'm raping this woman and all she can do is scream
"I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant, please, think of my baby!"
So, anyway, i'm in the pub and I say to my mate,
"You see that glass. Is it half full or half empty?"
He looked at the glass, then me and s ...
So scoobydoo or should i say john percival you sad fucker you don't like losing an argument do u .. Enjoy your burying hissy fit did you ?
Idris Elba as Bond? They'll never get any filming done with him driving an Aston Martin being stopped by police every 30 minutes.
A woman goes into the chemists and notices a large stack of tampons in the corner with a sign above saying
"Special Offer, Five Boxes for £2.50"
There's been accusation of someone throwing rubbish onto the pitch at Manchester United.
A Mr Mourinho is due in court in the morning
Hi Weaverdog my second BFF.
Please help me, some cunt has taken away my magical powers and turned me into a Parrot and how do i know this...well i ...
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