To all the decent joke posters on this site....
I always went on it before I joined and it was the best online joke site I had been on.
When I ...
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Take Away starts again this week
Let's hope they don't use DHL for their deliveries
Felixcrutch caught sniffing bicycle seats at the local primary school....
.....police have said "Weve been trying to catch this wee paedo for mon ...
I was working on a building site this morning when some bloke kept staring at us.
"Oooo watching you work is making me so hard", he said.
The wife came home to find me in bed with her nan.
She seethed, "What the hell's going on here?!"
I stammered, "Love, its not what it looks li ...
I rang K.f.c. and asked if they deliver.
"We may as well do , we've no fucking chicken,"he said.
What's the most sensitive part of a woman??
Her fat arse....
I went into a vegan restaurant as I was told the menu was quite tasty.
Well to be fair, it was a bit cardboardy, but it was still better than any ...
I hope the KFC shortage is sorted before Harry and Meghan's wedding day, otherwise fuck knows what they'll be having for the wedding breakfast.
Anyone for Kentucky Fried Kitten?
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