What has only one finger and is very demanding ? A Ransom Note.
A man hates his wife"s cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home, it"s there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps i ...
I showed this bird my dick the other night. She said, "that"s small, I thought you said you had at least a foot."
I said, "no, I said I had athlete ...
Little Bobby says to his dad " Do you and mummy keep birds in your bedroom?", Daddy says "No, What do you mean?", and bobby says "Well, las ...
Whilst working at the trauma unit yesterday, I came across a patient called Dean Martin..
My, what a kick in the head!
I was sat in a hospital waiting room and overheard this young couple talking to a doctor. The guy's grammar was awful. He said to the doctor "me and ...
A bloke is in court accused of having sex with dogs , the judge says "This is disgusting, how low can you go? and the bloke says "A Chiuahua"
I heard a local TV company is making a film about Jon Venables life, including this latest incident where someone scalded him with a kettle of tea.. ...
Last Halloween I took my 12 year old daughter and a bunch of her friends to the cinema. All the girls were just watching the film and minding thei ...
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