Happy Saint where's my potatoes day to all Micks!
"'I'll never give up trying' Woman's heartache after losing 22 babies but doctors say she's just 'unlucky'"
Damned unlucky. You'd have thought at l ...
Are there any girls out there who want to celebrate St Patrick's day but can't because they have no Irish in them?
Give me a call, I've got about ...
A man walks into a pub with a crocodile under his arm.
"Do you serve Man City fans here?" He asks
"Certainly sir, no problem at all" replies the ...
Dear American students
If the guns don't kill you, the bridges probably will.
"Dad, when Buzz Lightyear says, From here to infinity. What’s infinity?"
"Well son, infinity is the time it takes your mother to get ready when w ...
I ran up to the wife with a letter and said, “We need to move love. We’re being blackmailed.”
“Blackmailed!? … What gives you that idea?” She stu ...
I wished I'd never asked that foreigner such a simple question..
He was enraged for minutes... He called me an imbecile. That I should know he wa ...
A woman can build her self esteem simply by refusing to have sex with a man...
Which explains why my wife is such an uppity bitch.
It's just been discovered that Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but nobody knew because he couldn't stand up.
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