Paddy says to his wife, "Oi'm tinkin' about takin' up pigeon racing"
"Sure that's a strange thing that oi've never heard of Paddy" says his wife... ...
They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph.
I'm clearly not average then.
My new girlfriend has been with a lot of guys and according t ...
I remember being at the Boston Marathon a few years ago and I'm still plagued by the horrifying sights of that night.
Americans in shorts.
*JOB OFFER AT EDDIE STOBBART*
DARKIES URGENTLY WANTED FOR MUD FLAPS
-MUST BE FLEXIBLE AND WILLING TO TRAVEL.
A recently-discovered first draft of Rudyard Kipling's most famous poem:
"If you can keep your head while all those around you are losing theirs ...
Fat chicks. Convince yourselves and others that you're a size 12 and not a size 20. By simply applying red lipstick and wearing a skirt that is some ...
Sky News : Later we will be speaking to Sam Allardyce who will be at a sporting event for athletes with learning difficulties.
Otherwise known as ...
A Shark has beaten Michael Phelps in a race. Phelps was gutted,
"I would have pissed it if that woman on her period hadn't fallen in at the finis ...
A man was savagely attacked at The Teddy Bear's Picnic....
His condition is said to be improving but he's not out of the woods yet.
So Donald Trumplethinskin wants his head on Mount Rushmore?
No problem. I'll do it for free.
Anyone seen my axe?
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