I cant believe how my fifteen year old daughter is petrified of the vacuum cleaner.
Still, it was much cheaper than forking out for an abortion
I'm twice the man you are.
True, but I prefer being twelve stone to twenty-four.
The above is another old one.
One thing that was kept out of the media was that at the last Paraplegic Games, ten people died during the Epileptic Clay Pigeon Shooting event.
Breaking news! A private aircraft carrying twelve Muslims has crashed onto the M1, colliding with a Porsche and killing the driver.
A local Poli ...
Whilst commemorating the anniversary of Elvis's death, spare a thought for those who never got over it to begin with.
Like Michael J. Fox, he's s ...
I'm taking a sandwich course; I'm learning how to make cheese rolls at the moment.
Deaf people must have real trouble understanding Donald Trump....
They cannot lip read through his white pointed hood, & If he uses sign languag ...
What kind of file can turn a 15mm hole into a 50mm one?
I'm glad the Catholic Church decided against ordaining women as priests. Can you imagine calling a woman Father?
At work today a colleague asked if she could have a hole punch.
Turns out a punch in the twat wasn't what she meant.
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