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barrieo

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Cheating

A university professor notices exchange student Angelo is a bit of a master when it comes to the ladies and as he's having no joy with the wife these days he asks Angelo what his secret is..,"Well sir" he says, "Before sex I whack my dick on the dressing table to numb it up, so I have less sensation and last for hours sir"!...So the professor makes his way home with the advice in mind..,,he gets in the front door and goes upstairs and hears his wife in the shower, thinking it's the perfect time for when she comes out he starts whacking his cock on the dressing table when he hears from the shower.,,"That you Angelo"?.

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