I had just made myself a nice cup of tea and sat down when my wife came in, pulled her clothes off and said, "Fuck me right now." So I fucked her right there on the sofa, having the best sex of my life. After we'd finished, she lay in my arms and said, "Don't forget your cup of tea". "I'll just let it cool down, it's still too hot," I said

Joke by poco2430

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