My 16 year old daughter came home today and said "Dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend Mike." "Are you kidding me?!" I said, "What the fuck are you doing with this ugly loser? Don't scrape the barrel, you can do much better than this." "Dad!!" my daughter screamed, "Mike is lovely!" "I know." I replied "I was talking to him."

Joke by JediShite

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