What takes up 18 parking spaces?
9 Women drivers.
My next door neighbour said he's going to buy a German shepherd. I don't mind that but I don't want sheep running over my garden.
This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not.
My neighbour said he found it difficult to empathise with the homeless. So I burned his house down.
Not got children? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.
When you get home later that evening, go mental a ...
My wife asked if she should wear stockings to improve her varicose veins. I said if she puts them over her head, it might do the trick.
Some people take not chopping them up and putting them in a weighted bag and dumping them into a deep river as a sign of weakness
I fully support Gay Marriages.
They have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
My son is no academic; his idea of further education is to read a comic on a day trip to France.
Woman: "I'm bored. Lets see what my options are...
I can call someone and have a nice chat, or
I can go to the gym, or
I can go for a nice stro ...
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