Theresa May has announced proposals to remedy the Irish border problem.
It's simply a question of how many Megatons the device needs to be.
I'm not saying the wife is fat
But when I carried her to the honeymoon bed, it took nine trips
I like to play hopscotch with my little girl.
Every time she hops, I have a glass of scotch.
Well it looks like soon the leftist politically correct lot will have the country in the palm of their hands
The writing is on the wall.
My wife started to wear a Refugees Welcome shirt and you are not going to believe how she has been treated.
She has been chased, beaten, kicked a ...
So I told this farmer I couldn't figure out why I'd been getting so many headaches lately, and he said 'migraines?' I said 'no, I've gone ketogenic'
I hate how women treat us men like children. Just the other day my wife said to me you can play with that after you've had your dinner.
I told h ...
Last day of school term today... I remember it well, take in my packed lunch with the crusts cut off my sandwiches, and take my favourite toy, usual ...
'Primary School Children to be Taught About Gay Relationships'
No wonder this country is going down the toilet. They used to learn the 'Three Rs ...
How do you stop a Yank from drowning?
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