Salami, Salumi, if I wanted fucked up looking meat, that's been hanging for that long in my mouth, I'd be top on Grandad's Last Will & Testament.
Statistically, older people are the most common carriers of AIDS...
Hearing Aids, Walking Aids, Seeing Aids...
Aretha Franklin sang the words "Sock it to me" in her classic hit Respect.
Did that mean spunk in a sock and give it to her to make more niglets ...
Madonna reaches 60.
"Speed limit is 70, you old slag. Something pulling you back"?
"Woman gets 'second chance at life' after historic face transplant"
Not that historic, Hillary Clinton has had two faces since she was First Lady o ...
The Manchester police have held a mark of respect for the late Barry Chuckle..... by one cop running over another cop in a police van..... lovely to ...
If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it.
It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting.
I also receibed it ...
"Doctor doctor my 18month old son has just swallowed a 12 bore cartridge...what shall I do"?
"Give him 2 spoons of castor oil....and don't point hi ...
I hope for her own sake Omarosa never gets raped, because if she does, she'll have some real credibility issues.
I'd like to think Aretha is singing with the angels in Heaven but she's probably facing a hundred skinned animals in Hell.
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