My German friend came round my house for a drink "do you mind if I vape" he said, so I said "not at all." He then fucked my sister without her cons ...
Psychologists say the left half of the brain is responsible for both kleptomania and numeracy............ So, it's the taking part that counts.
You know you're fat when you drop something and think to yourself "Do I really need it?"
News headlines "Cabbie killed in Birmingham horror crash was on last job."
I think that's pretty fucking obvious!
For those westerners who condemn Chinese government for brainwashing the Chinese people from their childhood, building a cult of a supreme leader, m ...
The BBC Sports Personality of the Year,
The spectacle which costs £59 million to stage to award a man who has already won many medals and earns m ...
I was driving home and I saw a man up to his neck in snow and I shouted, "I wont be long, I will go home and get a shovel." He shouted back, "Mak ...
At this time of the year it’s difficult to know what to say without offending someone. So I’ve checked with my legal adviser and on his advice I wis ...
My watch stopped working during a minute’s silence the other day.
I was stood there for hours. But I couldn’t tell anyone.
My wife has a whale tattooed on her ass.
It used to be a dolphin.
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