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It's a damned shame banning kids under 16 from social media. My 13yr old girlfriend in Australia is particularly upset.
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A Polish driver went from Berlin to Warsaw on one tank of fuel. Hitler tried sending tanks the same direction once… Turns out his ‘one-tank plan’ ran out of brains a lot faster than fuel.
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Sophie Killed-sella.
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Summer Camp and Some are Camp don't sound the same for nothing.
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Gotta feel sorry for resident incel loser Dograper14. He wrote to Santa and Ian Huntly replied back
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Jackbumtits is so lonely he went to the Xmas fête tombola and drew himself
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What did the American policeman say after shooting a ginger person? Orange is the new black
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A Useful Spray ?
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My muslim neighbour brought a lamb home the other day and last night I caught him shagging it in his back garden. "Abdul, you can't do that", I shouted, but he told me to fuck off because it was islam and he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
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The old "fingers in warm water" trick. Time for a diaper change.
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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard
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dogsbody14 Thanks jackbuntis....it's you and me against an industrial grade cunt!
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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain, YOU are the reason that this once great site is fucked....it's a front for your paedophile ring,isn't it? You dirty,fucking nonce!
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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain, you truly are a fucking sad sack...is 'incel' the only comeback you've got? You know me and jackbuntis have got you bang to rights,you beastitality obsessed paedophile.....You really are fucked in the head,just leave and let the grown-ups run this shitshow!
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