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Idris Alba to be knighted after campaigning against knife crime. Wait until he sees what he gets knighted with.
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A guy goes to the hardware store to buy some insecticide. He holds up a box and asks the store manager, “Is this stuff good for beetles?” The manager replies, “No, it’ll kill ’em.”
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in my car.
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A woman goes to a photo studio and asks the photographer, “Does this camera help people look younger?” The photographer says, “No, it just shows the truth faster.”
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So in 2025, we lost: Dick Cheney Norman Tebbit Charlie Kirk Jean-Marie Le Pen Come on Donny - this is a great list to be on!!!
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My missus wasn't best pleased with her christmas gift, and told me to put it where the sun don't shine... So I've been in Scotland since christmas day.
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I trust my wife completely. I just double-check the tone first.
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I accidentally are some dog treats, they were quite tasty actually, but this stupid bitch next door complained to the Police when I was marking my territory outside her house.
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A Crimewatch reconstruction is being made of the train attack on the Queen. A teenage Camilla is still being sought , but Andrew says he'll play the baddie.
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