Sickipedia

Dogsbody14 and his sad little alias squad crawl out of the basement every single time someone drops a joke (even if it's an ancient repost). Zero original content, zero posts of their own - just pure venom. This account literally exists to shit on everyone else's fun while racing to be the first to hump every obvious spam bot's leg like it's family. Not a critic. Not funny. Just the unpaid janitor of Sickipedia, desperately mopping up other people's engagement because his own timeline is drier than a nun's knickers. Probably the one running half the spam himself so he can feel relevant for 0.3 seconds before getting ratio'd into the void. Touch grass? Nah - this thing's never even seen sunlight. Keep barking, little doggy. The adults are posting.

A guy asks his doctor for something to help with his depression. The doctor says, “Have you tried ignoring it like everyone else?”

I’ve learned that silence in a relationship means one of us is thinking. And it’s not me.

A girl finds a genie and gets two wishes. First wish: "Make my tits massive!" Boom—38DD, perfect, gravity-defying perfection. Second wish: "Now give me the tightest pussy imaginable." Genie grins: "Done." Her phone starts ringing off the hook... She'll probably call you back when she's done screaming.