I was in work today when a woman walked in with her tits hanging out!
Me and my mates were shouting, "Wahay! Check out the knockers on that!"
I don't think we're cut out for work in the mammography department.
Wife finds a pair of women's panties in the laundry that aren't hers.
She confronts husband: "Whose are these?!"
Husband: "They're yours. I bought them for you as a surprise."
Wife: "Really? Then why do they say 'Nigel's Bitch' on the waistband?"
Husband: "…Because Nigel helped pick them out. Team effort."
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