A brand-new teacher noticed that the kids kept teasing one boy, calling him “Mikey the Moron.”
During recess, the teacher asked why.
One of the boys said, “Because he is a moron! Watch this…”
He held out a large 50-cent coin and a smaller one-dollar coin.
Mikey looked at both and—just like the kids expected—took the 50-cent piece.
Later, the teacher pulled Mikey aside and gently said,
“Mikey, the 50-cent coin may be bigger, but the one-dollar coin is worth more. You understand that, right?”
Mikey sighed and replied,
“Of course I understand that, sir.”
“Then why do you always choose the 50-cent coin?” the teacher asked.
Mikey grinned and said,
“Because the day I take the dollar… is the day they stop giving me money.”
Two guys are leaving work when one says: "The first thing I'm going to do when I get home is rip my wife's panties off."
"You're that horny?"
"No, the elastic is killing me."
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