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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Paedophile-Post Rating : 0

My girlfriend asked me how many sexual partners I'd had before we met, "I've been very unlucky, " I replied, "only five. " "I wouldn't consider five to be unlucky, " she answered. " "It is when they're all catholic priests, " I said.

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